Andy Borowitz
Accessible, flawless, & reasonably priced - what all health care should be. (via mindovermatterzine)
I second this!
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Better than her sleeping on my keyboard, I guess.
She was
frightened
but she felt
that there was
no time
to be lost,
as it was
so long since
they
entangled together.
-Tyler Knott Gregson-
Toni Morrison, a professor of humanities at the University for 17 years, received a 2012 Presidential Medal of Freedom from President Barack Obama last Thursday. This is the highest honor that a United States civilian can receive.
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Things no one tells you:
- Having sex doesn’t make you a whore.
- Not having sex doesn’t make you a saint.
- You don’t have to have kids if you don’t want to.
- You are the only person who has rights over your body.
- You are no one to judge others.
- “Femininity” is not anti-feminist.
- Verbal harassment is not flattery.
- If something makes you uncomfortable, you don’t have to endure it.
- You don’t owe anything to anyone.
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the sash wringing
the trash thinging
the mash flinging
the flash springing
the crash thinging
the hash slinging slasher
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